There's always time for a bow.

Today I headed down to Toys R Us, played with the kids scooter till my back's aching from severe bending, bought myself a huge-ass christmas gift, had it wrapped at the gift counter with the bright red Toys R Us wrapping paper and shall write myself a To and From card first thing tomorrow morning. Why, I'm sucha hilarious and interesting character I amuse myself sometimes. I would totally fall in love with a person like me, will you?