Why be happy when you could be normal?

J: I'll go buy a drink, what drink do you want?

Me: Teh-peng!

*excitedly waiting for teh peng to quench thirst*

J comes back with Ice lemon tea

.....

Me: Where's my teh peng??????????

J: Drink Ice lemon tea la, its nice.

Me: !@#$%^&*?>"}|

He knew I don't drink Ice lemon tea. Douchebag. I'll make him pay for this. One day.