Meh.

I hate potatoes. They make me fat.
I hate food. I'm turning into a ball.
I am a hater.
Just kidding.
I fucking love potatoes, they're all I've got now.
I'd dedicate my life to potatoes,
I'll marry potatoes.
Well, some girl married a dolphin.
Sure I can marry potatoesss.
Ahh, potatoes are my everything.